[baileydonk]

Here's one for all of you who have reported problems with "insufficient female facilities"...

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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks softly, stroking his face with both
hands. "Actually, no" the man replies.

"Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she
says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't but is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

[firething]

THAT'S SO WROOOOONG!!!!!

[jcleary]

That's great!

[rllawson1]

That's sooooooo funny.